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You won't eel a thing Look, dude, just close your eyes and get it over with. It’ll all be over soon. You’re just lucky your friend is too stupid to understand his boss’s orders: normally, when they say...
View ArticleMerry Cthulhumas from the Vancouver Aquarium
I’m slowly getting back to a regular posting schedule, and you know what that means: TENTACLES! So here are some suitably decked denizens of the deep to put you in the holiday spirit. Filed under:...
View ArticleA Love Story for Our Time
Internet Love never works out. Lavalife has a lot to answer for. Haven’t we all had that experience? The tall, handsome, male charmer online somehow morphs, in between tweeting and meeting, into a...
View ArticleThe Plan: pic seven
Lotus leaves at Sun Yat Sen Those of you who’ve been following the ol’ icecoaster adventures during my sojourn in Upper Muskox will be familiar with my Plan posts, in which I lay out one productive...
View ArticleTHEY WALK!
We are fucked, my friends What did I say? WHAT DID I SAY? I said, “We’re all fucked.” We just got 25% more fucked. Orcas can fly. Cougars can swim. Meerkats can operate AK-47′s. Raccoons have taken up...
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